This will prevent account hijack hey facebook, that’s your fucking problem bitch Seriously facebook. I mean seriously?!?!? WTF facebook. The entire point of your existence is so I don’t have to give people I meet my phone number. Do you think I want my fiends calling me? Fuck that. A
Drips on Mug Look Upset or Something. Now I’m Upset.
Earlier Black Cat crossed my path I’m freaking out man Seriously, I was fine with the black cat and that ass that ran the stop sign but this is just to much. Why does my mug have to look at me with such disrespect? I made the drink to forget
Quahog Crime Spree Continues Unabated
Obviously ironic as John Mayer is beloved Part of acne related crime spree A string of acne related crimes has disrupted the relative peace of our beloved Quahog. Following the break-in at Goldman’s Pharmacy Monday night in which the towns entire supply of acne medication was destroyed and the sexual
Local Spanker Caught with Pants Down
Dooley “Her pants were down”. A Local Laotion “The Hills are a redneck menace”. Local public school spanker, Peggy Hill, was back in the news today after exposing herself to a group of seventh grade students at Tom Landry Middle School Friday afternoon. Readers may remember Mrs. Hill from a
Straight, White, Male Arrested. Caught Red Handed
Claims “I didn’t do it!” . Says “it was like that when I got here!”.