By Obviously ironic as John Mayer is beloved Part of acne related crime spree A string of acne related crimes has disrupted the relative peace of our beloved Quahog. Following the break-in at Goldman’s Pharmacy Monday night in which the towns entire supply of acne medication was destroyed and the sexual
Straight, White, Male Arrested. Caught Red Handed
Claims “I didn’t do it!” . Says “it was like that when I got here!”.
