By Obviously ironic as John Mayer is beloved Part of acne related crime spree A string of acne related crimes has disrupted the relative peace of our beloved Quahog. Following the break-in at Goldman’s Pharmacy Monday night in which the towns entire supply of acne medication was destroyed and the sexual
Local Spanker Caught with Pants Down
Dooley “Her pants were down”. A Local Laotion “The Hills are a redneck menace”. Local public school spanker, Peggy Hill, was back in the news today after exposing herself to a group of seventh grade students at Tom Landry Middle School Friday afternoon. Readers may remember Mrs. Hill from a
Straight, White, Male Arrested. Caught Red Handed
Claims “I didn’t do it!” . Says “it was like that when I got here!”.
