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Fuck You Dog!
Dude… Dinner time is at 7PM. Not 6:05 not 6:32 not 6:36. Stop crying asshole! Fuck. dude. dude. SEVEN O’CLOCK. SEVEN. Shut the fuck up. c’mon man. it’s like 15 more minutes. can’t you just wait until it is actually dinner time? Please. Just. Stop. Dude. I’m going to
Fuck You Facebook!
This will prevent account hijack hey facebook, that’s your fucking problem bitch Seriously facebook. I mean seriously?!?!? WTF facebook. The entire point of your existence is so I don’t have to give people I meet my phone number. Do you think I want my fiends calling me? Fuck that. A
