Dude… Dinner time is at 7PM. Not 6:05 not 6:32 not 6:36. Stop crying asshole!
Fuck. dude. dude. SEVEN O’CLOCK. SEVEN. Shut the fuck up.
c’mon man. it’s like 15 more minutes. can’t you just wait until it is actually dinner time?
Please. Just. Stop.
Dude. I’m going to feed you. I have fed you every single day for 10 years just fucking wait.
Here asshole, here’s your food. Enjoy dickhead.
Hey gimme kiss first. Love you too good boy.
Dude why are you crying now, I just fed you.
I. Just. Fed. You.
Fuck… you gotta go potty?
god damn it.
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