Fuck You Dog!
Dude… Dinner time is at 7PM. Not 6:05 not 6:32 not 6:36. Stop crying asshole! Fuck. dude. dude. SEVEN O’CLOCK. SEVEN. Shut the fuck up. c’mon man. it’s like 15 more minutes. can’t you just wait until it is actually dinner time? Please. Just. Stop. Dude. I’m going to
Fuck You Facebook!
This will prevent account hijack hey facebook, that’s your fucking problem bitch Seriously facebook. I mean seriously?!?!? WTF facebook. The entire point of your existence is so I don’t have to give people I meet my phone number. Do you think I want my fiends calling me? Fuck that. A
Drips on Mug Look Upset or Something. Now I’m Upset.
Earlier Black Cat crossed my path I’m freaking out man Seriously, I was fine with the black cat and that ass that ran the stop sign but this is just to much. Why does my mug have to look at me with such disrespect? I made the drink to forget
Quahog Crime Spree Continues Unabated
Obviously ironic as John Mayer is beloved Part of acne related crime spree A string of acne related crimes has disrupted the relative peace of our beloved Quahog. Following the break-in at Goldman’s Pharmacy Monday night in which the towns entire supply of acne medication was destroyed and the sexual